Some people ask me stupid questions. Because I don't want to talk to you, here is a list of some of those questions and my answers. If thats not good enough for you, then get bent.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing.

Why are you so sarcastic?
Because it isn't as much fun to just tell you how stupid you are to your face.

Omg liek ur huge canons r awesum! u got n e plans?
First, I speak English. Second, no. If you can't figure out how to duplicate my designs (hint hint: most of them are just a single piece of large diameter pipe) then you can just forget going to college. Its not rocket science, dumbass.

Do you hate everyone?
No. Just you.

Did you block me on (insert generic IM), and if so, why?
Yes. Moo.

What the hell is it, with this "Moo" all the time?
You're an idiot, plain and simple! It is far easier for me to type in "Moo" as my reply, then it is to type a 25,000 word explanation as to "why" I think that you're dumb.

Why do you consider yourself smarter or superior and refuse to listen to anyone else?
If you were intelligent enough to consider the remote possibilty that my opinion (while correct in every way, shape, & form) is nothing more than "my opinion", then I wouldn't have to answer your pathetic cry of some supposed injustice, now would I? Get a life, you douchebag.


If you can think of anything else to ask, feel free to email me. I probably won't respond or even read it, but if you want to help me break in my delete key go right ahead. 
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